dear brothers of the URF am a fellow member and also the supreme commander of the URF in universe 24 my name is behemoth and am also a memeber of the URF
and it was a great pleasure serving side by side with you in universe 18
and recently heard of the argument that we our friendship between the URF and RES ...this is threatening our friendship and as a member of both the RES i uni 18 and member of URF in uni 24 i want peace to happen between us and i talked to the leader of the RES and he is sorry for what he said to one of your members and hope you accept our appolgy

so can we stop fighting and stop probing each other
and how about an alliance or nap just between our two great alliances
we sure can cooperate to be the most two powerful alliances in uni 18
thank youfor you attention
and i want to salut my friend omer orun for his help in the uni 24 and thank you for you tips brother omer long live the URF and RES in PEACE for times to come

Thank you, Behemoth! This is one of the funniest posts on our forum!

Concerning NAP and bla-bla our answer is NO. Thanks for your offer.

Isn't RES food in OGame? I know I like RES for my mines and ships. RES helps them get bigger.

are they talking RES or R.E.S?
they're both active and the latter one has some points

Hunter you are truly brutal...

I read the first 12 words and realized there wasn't going to be a period anytime soon, and imediately posted this reply to insult your grammar skills.

That is all.

Are we supposed to be ripping on potential alliance/NAP'ers? Even when they are obviously completely absurd or don't use punctuation?

Made my day; how old is the diplomat in question?

LOL

The council HAS decided - (Star Wars theme - round Jedi Council Chamber) and let us know that the serious offer is refused.


[cut to destroyed fleet] Oh! those barbarians - punctuation and elocution are a MUST for proper consideration!



EDIT: I wrote punctuation wrong

Ah, burnttoast, my dear lady!

As always your erudite summation of the subject under consideration leaves one quite absolutely astounded at the sheer simplicity and terseness of your delightful prose !

Funny words make brain itch...

Me build more rocket launchers now.

Can you people please translate it to American for me?

Omer - you are correct. We do take all diplomatic requests seriously.

Unfortunately, this request was pretty badly formed, hence the humour.


Behemoth - RES in uni 18 is a low-ranked alliance, with members that often leave resources and fleets sitting around.
To the best of my knowledge, URF has no official policy for or against the RES alliance.

However, we do have an official Policy regarding NAPs and alliances - they must benefit both parties. How would a nap with RES benefit URF ?

NOTHING from what i can see but the other alliance H.S. they would do good...they are strong and have many in there alliance..and there statistics are high.....


"Death Is Certain, Life Is Not"

HS is asking for a nap because i am farming 3 of thier members ... thats why