I was working at a Halloween Terror Trail one weekend. And a co-worker had the LONGEST rant about his brain being put into a jar so it wouldn't bother him. According to his role at the Terror Trail, it was supposed to be frightening, however, it established boredom and anxiety in the crowd.
Now; every time he complains about some irritating or ridiculous, we give him a little rant about his problem and tell him to put it in a jar so it doesn't bother him anymore.
Just a little fun for you guys, hopefully it was somewhat entertaining.
-Chris