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PostSubject: To infinity and beyond!   7/7/2006, 2:25 am

Thesis: Napoleon had an infinate number of arms.

Proof:
1) Napoleon was a great general
2) Great generals are forewarned
3) To be forewarned is to be forearmed
4) To have four arms is very odd, but the number four is even
5) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity

Therefor Napoleon had an infinate number of arms.

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Thesis: Horses have an infinate number of legs

Proof:
1) Horses have two hind legs that support their rear, and forelegs that support their front.
2) Two legs, plus four legs equals six legs
3) Six legs would look extremely odd on a horse, but six is an even number
4) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity

So horses have an infinate number of legs.

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And so on...
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PostSubject: Re: To infinity and beyond!   12/7/2006, 8:47 am

that remember me a post card I saw on london

More I learn, more I know
More I know, more I forget
More I forget, less I know
Why study ?

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PostSubject: Re: To infinity and beyond!   21/7/2006, 9:56 am

maxAr wrote:
that remember me a post card I saw on london

More I learn, more I know
More I know, more I forget
More I forget, less I know
Why study ?

Wink
What a wise quote! lol! You're absolutely right!
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