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PostSubject: This one's for Dewey   25/10/2006, 1:58 pm

After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that
that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him
that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man
that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can,
then hold the can up to his ear and count to

The Arky said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but
I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear
is going to help me."

So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The
doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas. This doctor
also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in
a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to

Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went
home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up
to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4,
5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs
and resumed counting on his other hand.
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PostSubject: Re: This one's for Dewey   25/10/2006, 2:30 pm

Sounds more like castration, but I still lol'd.
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PostSubject: Re: This one's for Dewey   25/10/2006, 2:35 pm

humm think I'll pass. I'll just tell the post baby wife that she still has the belly.. the kick that follows should do the trick.
oh FYI she is felling funny.. could have the baby by morning. (yes I'm playing og game while my wife is about to have a kid.)

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PostSubject: Re: This one's for Dewey   25/10/2006, 2:38 pm

lol.... maybe they have internet access at the hospital... have them drag in a pc so you can play while she delivers.... df! fleet save! twins! twins? NOOO! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: This one's for Dewey   25/10/2006, 2:41 pm

if it's twins.. u just claimed one.. and I'm wokring on getting a laptop.. she could be a long time having it. can't juts leave my fleet open. I have just started rebuilding it . but I'm sure I'll be a Dad by the end of the week.
anyway sleep time for me.. getting it while I can
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