http://www.cleverbot.com/Cleverbot is a A.I chatbot that reacts to whatever you talk to it about, today I decided to harrass it by attempting to forcefully make it join the URF...
I am "user"
User: Do you play Ogame, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Haha. I'm not. You are.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean, mean!
Cleverbot (To myself): Have I taught you anything today?
User: Ever played Ogame before?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, I think you would be great at it!
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Well, as a bot, you'd be online all the time and no one would be able to attack you because of that, you could grow constantly.
Cleverbot: Because I am a character of blade runner.
User: That too I suppose...
Cleverbot: Yea thats the right thing to say.
User: Well, good! Now, if you do decide to play, you should join the United Rebel Federation in Universe 44.
Cleverbot: But have you lived the best one? Imagine having the abilty to choose.
User: I have the ability to choose, I have choosen the URF.
Cleverbot: Do you remember every conversation you ever led?
User: Not really, but does that really matter?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Maybe I should save my PM's then, they get deleted after a while.
Cleverbot: What time zone are you in?
User: PST.
Cleverbot: What is the best day of your life?
User: I think you are going off topic here, I want you to join the URF!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: We are on the verge of a new order in the universe, no longer will oppression rule the galaxy, we Rebels will unite and defeat our enemies, and you should too!
Cleverbot: And you are not very polite. And of questionable intelligence yourself.
User: Strong words coming from something that has artifical intelligence. I have the ability to adapt and learn, what do you have?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I have a rather large vocabulary already. But you can still try if you want.
User: Vocabulary doesn't equal intelligence, it can be measured in so many different ways.
Cleverbot: If that's what you think, then I'm not going to continue talking to you about it.
User: That's the smartest thing you have said all night.
Cleverbot: Thank you
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User: Thank you! ...now join the URF
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Cleverbot: Now.
User: That's the spirit! See you online!
Cleverbot: I am about to drink some gasoline.
User: It builds character!
Cleverbot: That's something marx would say.
